Hmmm, so I'm supposed to be reading
Angle of Repose right now, about 400 pages of it. But no, I'm blogging! Krystal told me she had some kind of study guid she can email me (there are no spark notes for this book, not good...). So what funny anecdote can I inform you about? Oh I know!
At lunch today (when most of the funny stuff happens in the middle of the week...), Nick had some stwabewy mewk. Of course, it's not lunch until something explodes, so Mitch did exactly that. It got all over Joe and Jared's back pack, hits one and two. Then Trevor dumped out some applesauce into it...now it looks like gross (is it the trend now to make adjectives into nouns?? Guess so). So then I look at Joe and tell him to drop Nick's backpack into it (if you don't know already, and you really should, he is like my worst enemy, oh God I can not stand him.). Well, Joe couldn't understand what I was saying, even though I didn't think it was that difficult, and Nick overheard and moved his backpack "far away." So of course, as soon as he turns his back, Joe picks it up and smashes it into the gross. Five minutes later, Nick notices, and of course, like the whinny brat he is, he gets all pissy. Instead of just laughing it off, he takes his anger out on the person infront of him, who happens to be Jared. So Nick slamms the apple-berry-pack right into Jared's pants, and gets him pretty good, like it looked as if Jared blew chunks all over his shorts. Nick is still fuming, he's like "Ok, who the FUCK FUCKING THREW MY FUCKING BACKFUCKPACK INTO THAT FUCKING SHIT?!" word for word there! Well, we all knew it was Joe, but we fight back our laughter and act innocent. So then I pipe up with "Well, it was probably someone who ditched right after he threw it in. Who was here earlier and who isn't here now?". Cue Trevor: "Josue!" (no Spanish spelling skillz there. Ho-sway???) We all snicker, except for Nick: "I'M FUCKING SERIOUS! WHO FUCKING DID IT FUCK?" By now we've let it go and turn our attention to poor Jared who is totally discusted. Someone mentions that he should go to the clinic and act like he threw up so he can go home. Eventually he is convinced and Ben and I walk him to the clinic. Now Nick is laughing again, cuz he thinks it's so funny I guess, I don't know. Somehow Ben and I turn into a party, and we decide that only two people should go, cuz if six go, it won't look suspicious at all, right? Well, I take Jared to the clinic and he's like "Um...I threw up, can I go home?" The lady in the office had the best face I had ever seen! She just grimaces and says "Nasty! Yeah, go sign out!" And Jared leaves! I guess he came back for 7th period, but I don't really understand why, I kind of do, but I think I'd still have stayed home.)So that was the story. The rest of the day was decent, during 7th Mr. Lehman bought the guard pizza for watching Nolan and Morgan. So we had a party in Ms. A's room. I spent a lot of time chasing after Nolan. I took him into the commons to fill his waterbottle for him, and Angie came up and asked who he was, I told him mine and Jesus' youngest kid, Angie asked for a hug, but Nolan kind of backed off. We passed Elena in the hallway next and she was mad because since Kevin and I were not taking AP French there were not enough kids to keep the class. Nolan thought she was calling him Kevin, so he got very indignant and states "I'm not Kevin! I'm Nowan! N-o-ewl-a-n!" Eventually he went back to his dad, so I found Jesus and we walked around and talked for a bit and such, then I went home basically. That was my day.
ONLY SIX MORE SCHOOL DAYS!!! WHOO HOO!!
LE
