So, many people think I'm a lesbian now. Let me explain the story. Yesterday during flute choir
rehearsal Sullivan was discussing Barnes and Nobel dress, this is the conversation that ensued:
Sullivan- I don't want you to wear anything trashy or skanky.Me- Yeah Haley!
Torey- Gosh Haley, I don't wanna see your boobs!Me- I DO!!!!
*giggles from every girl in room except Kendra*
Sullivan- No boob-showing right now please!*more giggles*
Sullivan- So, anyways, are we straight?Torey- Yeah, I've always been partial to guys.Sully- Wait...first you say that you want to see Haley's boobs, now you're telling me you're straight??Torey- THAT WAS ELLIE! I hate you right now Ellie, haha!*Later that night*
(Sullivan is informing
parents of the earlier situation with Gaylene. Haley and I go over to help
straighten it out)
Sully (to me)- So I guess you're the one I need to be worried about being gay?Me-
Whaaa?! You've been around flutes for so long-hell, you married one! You should know we say crazy, perverted stuff all the time! You also know we're kidding!
Sully- Yeah, right.Me- I'm serious! I heart
boyz! 110% for sure!
Well, apparently, one of the girls in the choir, Tara, didn't know this very well. She actually believes I'm a lesbian! She is the step sister of my sister's friend, and I guess this information was relayed all the way back to me. When I heard it, I just burst out laughing. I'm thinking next
rehearsal I'll go ask her out!
xD. Just kidding,
lolz. I guess I can understand why she might think that, I'm a flute and sort of a
colorgaurd member, so my mind is smashed into the gutter. My lack of boyfriend might make people suspicious if they don't know me well enough, so I just chuckle. In my defense though, everyone else is just as bad.
xD. For now, I'll just stick to seducing Amy and Haley. Maybe Tara's feelings will change later!
Haha.
On the other side of the
discussion concerning my sexual
orientation, some of my friends say I'm afraid of sex. O_o In French one day, Elena was telling me that her and Jared had "figured" this out. I guess my singularity...is what's really throwing people off. I suppose for the time being I am afraid of sex, because it's
definitely safe to say I'm not gonna go up to some guy in the hallways and say
I've conquered my fear of sex!
Ah, my friends amuse me to no end. I wonder what they'll come up with next! And hearing Sullivan say boobs is the funniest thing in the world.
LE
Y's boyz (fo' sho')P.S. Come to my game on Monday, at GM at 4!!!!!
