Wow, I have a lot to actually say!!! It's amazing! Itinerary: Everything has been recorded, Soccer, Emo.
So today at lunch was the most hilarious meal I have ever spent. Obviously, anyone who has eaten with us knows that usually it's a riot, but today sorta was a combination of all of that hilarity. It started the usual, Trevor throwing food stuffs at the walls/windows (haha, though this was a good one, he threw an orange, which slid across the door after impact right into Jared's face, rofl^2), then of course, he had to find something. This time it was a bucket full of muddy water. He pretended to throw up on the window, nothing new. Then the bucket was placed in the door, not sure why really, but Ryan decided to kick it. It wouldn't have been that big of a deal, except his timing was impeccable. Or incredibly misfortunate, whichever. Anyways, as soon as his foot made contact, one of the security guards drove up on this mini snow-plow thingy for sidewalks and such, the one that requires no key. Well, needless to say, we booked it-Ryan and Sangkuk first, except for a few people, Jared, Jesus, and others. I sorta "hid" by sitting at a table with Trevor, Mitch and Eric (Who wasn't there). Then we see Bari leading Jared away, and were sorta like, wtf?! I couldn't do much cuz Bari is one of the girls' soccer coaches, so I didn't wanna be running laps for ever...Anyways, Sangkuk had the idea to go "bail out J4red" so I followed him, but Jared was just walking around the commons. We asked him what happened, and he told us that Bari wanted him to watch some surveillance tapes....oh shit. Everyone says the security cameras in the school don't work, well I guess that one does. So now they have every stupid thing we've ever done on camera!!!! That's a lot of effing film!!! I was wondering how we hadn't been caught doing that stuff before, but I guess you can't see out the glass?? I dunno. Anyways, Jared said the video wasn't clear, you couldn't tell who kicked the bucket, lol. Jesus asked Bari if he could have the tapes if he told him who kicked it, but he didn't. I thought they would be good to show during a graduation party, xD. "A Walk down Apple Core/Cheese/Milk/Taco Sauce/Paintball/Juice/Bee-Guts Lane"
Well, I thought it was over, since you couldn't see who it was. But then during seventh, I was going to the bathroom, and Jesus called me over and told me that Ryan got taken down to the office by Bari. I followed him to the office, but Ryan wasn't there. So I don't know what happened. Iffer was saying Bari had asked her for Trevor's name in a conversation to Sarah, I was sorta like, oh noes. I guess Trevor got called down for "questioning" but he didn't say anything convicting. So I'm not sure what's gonna happen, I tried talking to Ryan, but he said it was way too big of a story to explain over text messaging. But that was today's lunchtime adventure!
Soccer has sorta started, yay!! So many people are like, "Whoa! You play soccer?! Did you play last year?!" I've played every year for a long time, but I didn't play for the school last spring because I thought we would have been having a lot of rehersals for New York after school and stuff. But if I had known we wouldn't, I would have played. But this week is conditioning, yuck. Monday and Tuesday were really bad. Yesterday after I got home, I hurt so bad. Kevin Bodkin today punched me in the stomach and tried to tackle me, and my god it hurt so bad I wanted to cry. He didn't mean it, and he didn't know, but oh it was so painful! But since last night there was open gym, there was no conditioning today. Well, I thought it would be worse for me if I took a break and lounged on the couch all night, so Katelyn, Emily, and Katelyn's brother and I went to GM rec center and worked out there. I did a lot so I feel good, lol. We saw Alex and Scott, Emily's most favoirite person!! (That was sarcasm though). But I'm starting to lose the soreness, which is good. My abs still hurt though.
And speaking of Katelyn and Emily, earlier while we were waiting for Katelyn's ride, we wrote and emo song! Our new band name is Panic! at the Palace. Or Hawthorne Heights II. Didn't really decide. But this is our song, every capitalized word is screamed:
Snow Painted Red:
There's snow in my EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
The snow is REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!
Drenched in BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!
That I BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!
A hundred infant HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTS!!
Sit on the table, pulsing with HAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!
No one underSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDS!!
F******************************************** YOU!!
Haha, you like? We're trying to get a record deal. My throat hurts from screaming though, haha. Well, I hope you all enjoy the snow, for the 7th week!! Groundhog day is on Friday, maybe instead of telling us how long winter will last, it will just tell us how long the snow! will last, lol. Bye!!! Sorry this was so long, but I'm glad I actually had something amusing to say.
LE
