So no one ever uses email anymore except to send you forwards you've already gotten, but they've either changed some of the words, or the color and size of the words, or the pictures in the email. My computer is so full of viruses just because I open every forward I get. That's probably because I never get real emails, I just IM people. And my e-buddies stopped emailing me a long time ago. But this is an email I got from Sharon, and I thought it was pretty funny, so here it is, I'm not gonna waste your time and make you open it thru an email:
*FAKE FRiENDS: Never ask for food.
*REAl FRiENDS: are the reason you have no food.
*FAKE FRiENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
*REAl FRiENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
*FAKE FRiENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
*REAl FRiENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!"
*FAKE FRiENDS: never seen you cry.
*REAl FRiENDS: cry with you
*FAKE FRiENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
*REAl FRiENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours.
*FAKE FRiENDS: know a few things about you.
*REAl FRiENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
*FAKE FRiENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
*REAl FRiENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
*FAKE FRiENDS: Would knock on your front door.
*REAl FRiENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
*FAKE FRiENDS: Are for awhile.
*REAl FRiENDS: Are for life.
*FAKE FRiENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
*REAl FRiENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Bitch drink the rest of that you know we don't waste shit."
*FAKE FRiENDS: will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
*REAl FRiENDS: Will knock them the fuck out
*FAKE FRiENDS: Would ignore this
*REAl FRiENDS: Will send this to all there real friends and hope to get it back
Hehe, so yea, it's pretty true. Although, I have to admitt, I fall under the "fake friend" category as well as the "real friends" one. Oh well, I guess I have to work on forcing my friends to drink, lol. Hmm, well I thought you should all read that, cuz it's cute.
Today was the forth day of band camp. It is actually getting easier, yesterday was the hardest day so far. Tomorrow I think we are doing drill downs. Yay. I'm not bad at them, the reason I got out of the one yesterday was cuz I was so no paying attention. I didn't get caught till the very end when I almost ran into the judge person. But I like them, I don't understand why people hate them so much. But what I think is unfair, is when people are diciplined enough that they do the 20 sit ups/push ups that they are supposed to, but other people just walk to the other side of the line and act like they did it. That pisses me off. *coughcough*
My eyes itch sooo freaking bad right now, I don't know why. I think it's allergies, which sucks because that means I just developed them. *pout* I went bowling with Mitch, Jared, and Trevor tonight, and it [the itching] wasn't so bad till we went outside and stuff. Well, that was my day, bye!
LE
