Omg, it almost scares me how blonde Hannah is. No it really scares me. For one thing, she is soooo stpid that she can not come up with her own insults or come backs! She will either a) repeat what you said or b) use the whole "I know...you are!" saying. Please, how old is that. Or if she tries to cuss when she's trying to insult you, she'll whisper it. If your gonna swear, God damn it, just say it!
And another thing. She's a female (blonde) singer! How many of those are there? Jeeze, and she thinks she has a chance. "When American Idol comes to Denver, once I'm 16, I'm so there, and I'm gonna win!" No, you have to have a voice that can sing stuff that people can lisen to. All she can sing is like classical choir crap, she doesn't have a voice that you can put with an electric guitar and stuff, like Kelly Mader's voice. She has a voice that will sound good on a CD and stuff. It's kinda hard to explain, but I'm sure you could figure it out if you had to listen to her play Kareoke Revolution. Grrrr *HATES that game*
And this just made me laugh. Today she gets this letter about some pagent. I read the top of the evnvelope "Little Miss America Coed Pagents" Ummmmmm. Whaaaa? That doesn't make sense a Coed Miss America pagent?! Huh? But anyways, so she opens up the letter "Omg!...Omg!...OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!" Ya, lame! Seriously, a blonde, a singer and a beauty pagent? How preppy can you be? Not to mention she loves Limited Too, Aero (I don't mind some of their stuff, I have a few shirts, but some of them are just so...girly) and Claires. But Carla's like "I totally think you could win, you'd be pretty in a dress and professional makeup" Hahahaha...omfg that's funny. Hannah is so narcissistic (ya, spelling, so what). She needs people to tell her she's pretty, and needs a ton of make up, and stuff to do it. I hate girls like that who think that their image is sooooooooooo important. I mean ya, sometimes I think "God my hair is ugly" But I don't obsess over it.
And the way she complains about boys? Come on, you don't need a guy to always do what ever you say (which in reality will never happen anway, lmao, because boys aren't like that, despite what some of you think) and to make your life worth while. Because there are three reasons most (definitley not all) girls want a boyfriend. 1) to justify their life. For a lot of girls, not having a boyfriend just means you can never be happy. Not true. You have to respect guys for one thing, and just going out with one just so you can say you have a boyfriend or whatever is pathetic, and some guys probably aren't cool with being used like that so you can look cool to your friends. Whatever. Just forget about them 2) to show off to their other girl friends or get a better guy (one who looks better, is more popular, etc.) 3) sex. I know Hannah well enough to know she has a really high chance of getting pregnant in high school. Why? Because she is desperate, and careless. Once she realizes she can choose from a lot of guys at her school (or ours too) who will tell her anything she wants just so she'll f*** 'em, you know she'll do it. And then she will be careless about it. So you know what that means, the start of another generation in our family, started by the youngest kid. Lmao.
Well, that's my rant about how blonde my sister is. You might think that from this post that I am jelous or bitter, but it's not true, because for one thing I know a lot of girls basically just like her, and you can just watch where their lives end up, its kinda fun actually. Lmao Ok, so bye!
LE
