| Ok, this song does not use the tune to "The 12 Days of Christmas" and I sorta don't know some of the words, but I think I know it well enough! ^_^
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The first day after Christmas, my true love and I had a fight! And so I chopped the pear tree down, and burned it just for spite!! And with a single cartrage, I shot that stupid partirdge My ture love, my true love, my true love gave to me! The second day after Christmas, I pulled on the 'ol rubber gloves, And very gently rung the necks, OF BOTH THE TURTLE DOVES! The third day after Christmas, my mother caught the croup! I had to use the three french hens, to make some chicken sooouup. The four calling birds were a big mistake, For their language was obscene, The five golden rings were completly fake, And they turned my fingers green! The sixth day after Christmas, the six golden geese wouldn't lay, And so I shipped them all off too the ASPCA!!! On the seventh morning a surprise I found, All seven of the swimming swans had drowned, My true love, my true love, my true love gave to me. The eigth day after Christmas, I boxed up all the... 8 maids a milking, 9 ladies dancing, 10 loards a leaping, 11 pipers pipping, 12 drummers drumming *talking* Well actually, I kept one of the drummers!...*pause* EWWWWWWWWW! I told my true love, We are through love, And I said in so many words, This Christmas time was for the birds! Four calling birds, Three french hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree!!!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yay! I could remember it mostly! I think I got some words mixed up, but what do you think? Funny huh? Too bad you don't know the tune, it's a CCC one, so no one really does. Oh well! Ok, well, that's mah song, ByeBye! LE |